Yes, I want to be a manatee. My day would be filled with floating in the ocean lazily hoping that some food will make its way nearby. I don’t want to work or go to school. I am like a slow-moving creature of the sea, living on dry ground. Can I help myself? I plan on speeding up someday but not today. Today, I’m going to be a manatee!
[Editor’s note (dad): So now you see our family dynamic. Aaron is a jack rabbit! There is no happy medium.]